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Used to point out that a silly comment/post is in fact a copypasta.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2024

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

RTS

Religious Trauma Syndrome - An actual recognized medical disorder caused by terrible experiences with religious people, especially those who are related to the sufferer.

RTS causes a myriad of symptoms that mimic depression and anxiety. It can also lead to PTSD or even CPTSD.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2020

In The Corner

1. Where your mom tells you to go when you do something bad as a child and she doesn't know how to punish you yet, so she kills you with sheer anticipation instead.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.

2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.

1. "Billy, what did you do to your sister?! Go sit in the corner!"

2.

"Dad, I'm cold."

"Go sit in the corner."

"Why?"

"It's ninety degrees."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 04, 2021

Extraterritorial Rights

A funny phrase from Ace Attorney Investigations, originating from the final boss's repeated use of his special rights as an ambassador to do whatever the fuck he wants (even commit murder...twice) and face no repercussions.

"We have irrefutable evidence that you committed two murders and are the head of a smuggling ring!"

"Extraterritorial Rights."

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024

Never Trumper

A person who should logically be supportive of former president Donald Trump, but isn't for some reason.

You might be asking, "Aren't Never Trumpers basically RINOS?" and you would be...mostly right.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 30, 2021