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BigJigglyPanda 

An overweight "homeless" guy with disturbing anger issues and an unbelievably irritating laugh that has been described as sounding like "A dying dolphin".

He's also a YouTuber.
The amount of people who don't realize that BigJigglyPanda needs serious help is downright appalling. The man broke his TV over a game of Mario Kart.

Terroriser Syndrome 

When you consistently bully people until it's no longer funny and wonder why people don't like you.
Terroriser Syndrome is named for Brian Hanby (A.K.A The Gaming Terroriser), one of the most prominent members of the VanossGaming crew.

Since the group's inception, he's always been a massive punching bag. But considering the fact that he is a massive troll himself who can make literally ANYONE ragequit (even Moo Snuckel!), it's hard to sympathize with him.
1. A group of people who will relentlessly tease you and then wonder why you left them.

See also: Parents

2. A meme from Fast and Furious.
1. "Sometimes I wonder if my family even cares about me at all. I feel like an outcast because of how they treat me. Like I'm some sort of laughing stock. Am I missing something?"

2. "You never turn your back on family."
Family by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021
Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.
"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."
99 by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021
The correct way of spelling "No."
"Your great-grandpa died one week short of his 100th birthday."

"NUUUU"
Nuuuu by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Dr. Suess 

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.
Dr. Suess by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Martin Luther King Jr. 

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.
Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.