Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
DECEASED
When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word.
(Yes, it must be in all caps.)
(Yes, it must be in all caps.)
Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.
DECEASED by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021
December, 1963
A song by Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, more commonly known as "Oh, What A Night!" It is arguably Valli's signature song, although "Sherry" is definitely another contender.
Lyrics to December, 1963:
Oh, what a night
Late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night
Oh, what a night
You know, I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh what a night
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night
I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night
(Music)
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh, what a night
Why'd it take so long to see the light
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night
(Music)
I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh, what a night (Doo doo doo doo doo)
...
Oh, what a night
Late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night
Oh, what a night
You know, I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh what a night
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night
I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night
(Music)
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh, what a night
Why'd it take so long to see the light
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night
(Music)
I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Oh, what a night (Doo doo doo doo doo)
...
December, 1963 by Ubeenbamboozledson December 1, 2021
The Big Sad
A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)
1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."
2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."
2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."
The Big Sad by Ubeenbamboozledson November 27, 2021
Squidward Wins
A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
Squidward Wins by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
Yellow Submarine
One of the few songs by The Beatles where Ringo Starr is the lead singer. Also one of their greatest songs ever.
(Ringo)
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
(All)
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
(All)
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Yellow Submarine by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
Ob La Di, Ob La Da
A very controversial song by The Beatles detailing the relationship of two lovebirds named Desmond and Molly, from when they first met to when they are happily married. Despite being very well-received, the song is often considered one of the worst songs of the 1960's, and was even declared the worst song of all time in a poll. John and George reportedly hated the song, and several others lambasted it for its "lightheartedness."
In the mid-2010's, a parody of the song, titled "Gotta Love Millennials" was released. The parody, as you can probably infer by the titles, is a musical number making fun of millennials.
In the mid-2010's, a parody of the song, titled "Gotta Love Millennials" was released. The parody, as you can probably infer by the titles, is a musical number making fun of millennials.
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand:
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweler's store
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her, she begins to sing
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand:
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweler's store
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her, she begins to sing
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob La Di, Ob La Da by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
Stealer's Wheel
A one-hit-wonder band created by Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan in 1972. They only lasted about three years before breaking up, although they briefly reunited shortly before Rafferty's death.
Stealer's Wheel is best known for the song "Stuck In The Middle With You" on their self-titled debut album.
Stealer's Wheel by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021