Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Drawdiuqs 

Squidward backwards. It became a meme due to its...unusual pronunciation.

Mr. Krabs: Hey SpongeBob! Can you say your name backwards?
SpongeBob: Sure! SpongeBob backwards is Bobe Gnops.

Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) That's funny!
SpongeBob: Now you say YOUR name backwards!
Mr. Krabs: OK. Krabs backwards is Sbark.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) That's funnier!

(Squidward shows up)

Squidward: Hey guys. What are you doing?

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. Can you say your name backwards?

Squidward: Yes, that's easy. Drawdiuqs! (Draw dicks.)

(Squidward quite literally dies of embarrassment)

Drawdiuqs by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021

The Macarena Effect 

When nobody knows the actual lyrics to a song, and they only like it because it sounds cool.

The Macarena Effect is, of course, named after the song of the same name. Most people only know two of the words in the entire song.

The Macarena Effect by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021

DECEASED 

When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word.

(Yes, it must be in all caps.)

Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.

DECEASED by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2021

December, 1963 

A song by Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, more commonly known as "Oh, What A Night!" It is arguably Valli's signature song, although "Sherry" is definitely another contender.

Lyrics to December, 1963:

Oh, what a night
Late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night

Oh, what a night

You know, I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh what a night

Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night

I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night

(Music)

Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room

Oh my, as I recall it ended much too soon

Oh, what a night
Why'd it take so long to see the light
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night

(Music)

I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinning my head around and taking my body under
Oh, what a night

(Doo doo doo doo doo)

Oh, what a night (Doo doo doo doo doo)

...

December, 1963 by Ubeenbamboozledson December 1, 2021

The Big Sad

A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)

1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."

2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."

The Big Sad by Ubeenbamboozledson November 27, 2021

Squidward Wins 

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

Squidward Wins by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Yellow Submarine 

One of the few songs by The Beatles where Ringo Starr is the lead singer. Also one of their greatest songs ever.

(Ringo)

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

(All)

We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Yellow Submarine by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021