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Demon Possessed Singing Trout 

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.
"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

Bullet Ploof Grass 

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT
"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"

Colin Powell 

A controversial politician whom, despite being fully vaccinated and boosted, has died from COVID-19 on October 18, 2021 at the age of 84.
Colin Powell is a no longer living example of why the COVID vaccine does not work.
Colin Powell by Ubeenbamboozledson November 9, 2021

Rapist Row 

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."
Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.
Rapist Row by Ubeenbamboozledson November 6, 2021
A shortened term for "suspicious."
Sus by Ubeenbamboozledson November 2, 2021

Three Dog Night 

A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).

Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.

The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:

-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)

-Shambala
-One

-Easy to Be Hard

-Never Been to Spain

-Joy to the World

-Black and White

Buffalo Springfield 

A short-lived one-hit-wonder band where Stephen Stills began his music career. The group disbanded after less than two years together because of several legal troubles involving some of the band members. An attempted reunion in 2010 also went over like a lead balloon. Stephen Stills would later find success in a solo career, as well as one of the eponymous members of the supergroup "Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young."
Buffalo Springfield is perhaps best remembered for the song "For What It's Worth," which has unfortunately aged extremely well.
"Paranoia strikes deep" indeed.