John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.
"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"
Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda
Born: February 24, 1921
Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"
Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda
Born: February 24, 1921
Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

I often like to play as a G.I.R.L online to get hilarious reactions from simps. It's also nice to watch people help you out because they think you're a female.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

A fucking awesome blues guitarist. There are no words to describe him. Just go and listen to his first two albums and you'll be mesmerized.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 07, 2023

Probably the worst surname to have, ever. Have fun people calling you "Fucks" for the rest of your life.
See also: Cockburn
See also: Cockburn
"Oh my god, Fred Fuchs..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 03, 2023
