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The Backstabbers 

A political cartoon by Ben Garrison, released on January 7, 2021. This cartoon, along with the even more controversial cartoon that Garrison posted the day after, was the last straw that caused him to be banned from Twitter.
"The Backstabbers" depicts several former allies of Donald Trump wielding comically large knives, while walking down a red carpet with a sign that says "BETRAY THE PRESIDENT - GET IN LINE." The line of knife-wielding "backstabbers" includes: Mike Pence, Michael Flynn, William Barr, and many others.
Guy In Real Life. Used to describe male humans who use female avatars in online video games.
I often like to play as a G.I.R.L online to get hilarious reactions from simps. It's also nice to watch people help you out because they think you're a female.
G.I.R.L by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021

Demon Possessed Singing Trout 

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.
"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

Bullet Ploof Grass 

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT
"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"

Colin Powell 

A controversial politician whom, despite being fully vaccinated and boosted, has died from COVID-19 on October 18, 2021 at the age of 84.
Colin Powell is a no longer living example of why the COVID vaccine does not work.
Colin Powell by Ubeenbamboozledson November 9, 2021

Rapist Row 

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."
Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.
Rapist Row by Ubeenbamboozledson November 6, 2021
A shortened term for "suspicious."
"Sus" is an actual word in the English dictionary
Sus by Ubeenbamboozledson November 2, 2021