"How's your day been?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 14, 2022
A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022
A relatively rare (and very real) phobia characterized by an irrational fear of physical contact. People with haphephobia tend to recoil in fear when someone touches them, especially without consent. It doesn't seem horrible, but it's just like all phobias: You don't know how serious it is unless you have one.
There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:
1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.
2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.
There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:
1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.
2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.
"Hey guys. This is my little brother, Steven."
"Aww, he's so cute!"
"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"
"AAAAHHH!"
"...He has haphephobia."
"Aww, he's so cute!"
"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"
"AAAAHHH!"
"...He has haphephobia."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 24, 2021
A fucking awesome blues guitarist. There are no words to describe him. Just go and listen to his first two albums and you'll be mesmerized.
Kenny Wayne Shepherd is a legend.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 07, 2023
A day that was statistically proven in 2010 to be the most boring day in (recorded) history, at least in the 20th century up until that day. Three events occurred on this day: An election in Belgium, the birth of a Turkish future academic, and the death of a long-retired football (soccer) player.
Imagine a major life event for you occurring on April 11, 1954, and more than fifty years later, the day is only remembered for how statistically boring it was.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 21, 2022
A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 01, 2021
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021