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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Highly Sensitive Person; a person who is much more "sensitive" to the world around them than normal.
Being an HSP is generally confused with being autistic and/or introverted because they tend to mimic most symptoms/traits of both. While it is indeed quite common for HSP's to be introverted and/or autistic, they are NOT the same thing.
"Is he okay?"
"Yes. He's just an HSP. He gets overwhelmed by the world around him much more easily and doesn't respond well to being put under pressure."

"So basically, he's autistic?"

"Uh...Well, he is. But that's different."

"I see."
HSP by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2022
1. Something you should not Google unless you want to ruin your life in more ways than one
2. A shy, purple-haired anime girl who is sometimes portrayed as being extremely unhinged/crazy because of her strange obsession with knives.
When you search "Yuri images" but don't include "DDLC" at the end: 💀
Yuri by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2022
A stupid "comeback" used by little kids who can't roast to save their lives and think "shut up" is a bad word.

Commonly found on Roblox.
Toxic kid: "This game sux!"

Person: "Have you tried getting better at it?"

Toxic kid: "Shut"
Shut by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2022
1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.

2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."

Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
Atheist by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022

William Thomas 

An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.

Absolute Unit 

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

OH LAWD, HE COMIN 

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"