Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Ming Dynasty Pussy
Ming Dynasty Pussy by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
Midwest
The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.
Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
Midwest by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
Ethan Gamer TV
A highly successful Youtuber and philanthropist who has been active on the platform since the age of seven, playing Roblox and many other popular (family-friendly) games.
He also makes adults around the world angry because he became far more successful than they could ever hope to be by the time he was ten years old. He is currently fifteen as of this writing and continues to upload.
He also makes adults around the world angry because he became far more successful than they could ever hope to be by the time he was ten years old. He is currently fifteen as of this writing and continues to upload.
Ethan Gamer TV is pretty impressive if you think about it. He makes big money without losing his childhood!
Ethan Gamer TV by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2022
27 Club
A "group" referring to an allegedly large number of celebrities and their relatives (mostly musicians) who have died at the age of 27. The oldest known member of the Club is a composer named Alexandre Levy (November 1864 - January 1892), although the unusual trend was not noticed until the 1970s.
Current 27 Club members include:
Robert Johnson (May 8, 1911 - August 11, 1938)
Jimi Hendrix (November 20, 1942 - September 18, 1970)
Brian Jones (February 28, 1942 - July 3, 1969)
Jim Morrison (December 8, 1943 - July 3, 1971; his girlfriend at the time also died at age 27 in 1974)
Janis Joplin (January 14, 1943 - October 4, 1970)
Kurt Cobain (March 20, 1967 - April 5, 1994)
Benjamin Keough (Elvis Presley's grandson; October 27, 1992 - July 12, 2020, most recent member as of June 2022)
Jonathan Brandis (April 13, 1976 - November 12, 2003)
Katherine Williams-Dunning (Daughter of Hank Williams, Jr.; 1992/1993 - June 13, 2020)
Amy Winehouse (September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011)
Robert Johnson (May 8, 1911 - August 11, 1938)
Jimi Hendrix (November 20, 1942 - September 18, 1970)
Brian Jones (February 28, 1942 - July 3, 1969)
Jim Morrison (December 8, 1943 - July 3, 1971; his girlfriend at the time also died at age 27 in 1974)
Janis Joplin (January 14, 1943 - October 4, 1970)
Kurt Cobain (March 20, 1967 - April 5, 1994)
Benjamin Keough (Elvis Presley's grandson; October 27, 1992 - July 12, 2020, most recent member as of June 2022)
Jonathan Brandis (April 13, 1976 - November 12, 2003)
Katherine Williams-Dunning (Daughter of Hank Williams, Jr.; 1992/1993 - June 13, 2020)
Amy Winehouse (September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011)
27 Club by Ubeenbamboozledson June 12, 2022
Lack of Being Existent
Lack of Being Existent by Ubeenbamboozledson June 10, 2022
Untryhard
Untryhard by Ubeenbamboozledson June 8, 2022
Mean Tweets
A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.
Mean Tweets by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022