Lizardi Fooliani

Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.

I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a cumshot a guy has when he's asleep -- a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

exam-room boner

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.

Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

cocksucker

A cocksucker is a guy who likes the act of putting another dude's dick in his mouth and sucking a cumgasm out of his throbbing cock.

Matt calls me a cocksucker just because I like to put his dick in my mouth and suck a cumgasm out!

by USAF Cadet January 09, 2021

Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Coeur de Sucre

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.

I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.

by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020