slider

A slider is a large glob of cum that a guy shoots down his cocksucker's throat when he blows his load, instead of spurting several smaller cumshots.
Matt sometimes floods my mouth with a slider when I suck his dick and it's hard to swallow it all!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
Get the slider mug.

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
by USAF Cadet July 07, 2021
Get the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet mug.

Peeping Tom

A Peeping Tom is a guy who likes to watch other dudes having boy-sex or jacking off while he beats his own meat.
I'm still a Peeping Tom - I like to watch other cadets jack off and cum!
by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
Get the Peeping Tom mug.

maskurbate

maskurbate means to jack off and cum while wearing a Covid-19 mask.
I went to a lock-down party, and we all decided to maskurbate and play cum-on-a-pizza!
by USAF Cadet December 07, 2020
Get the maskurbate mug.

Do Me!

"Do Me!" is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to jack him off, make him cum, and swallow his load.
In the gym, Matt always says "Do Me!" and I do, whether or not another cadet is watching!
by USAF Cadet November 22, 2020
Get the Do Me! mug.

iPhone sexting vid

An iPhone sexting vid is a video made to send erotic and cumtastic vids of sex acts.
My Cadet roomie, Matt, takes iPhone sexting vids of me sucking his dick, swallowing his cumgasm, and fucking my boy-hole -- then he sends it to other cadets!
by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020
Get the iPhone sexting vid mug.

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.
I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021
Get the Gobbler's Knob mug.