Angel Wings are the wing-shaped impressions a guy makes when he lies in the snow and makes impressions by moving his arms to make "wings".
by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

A circ scar is the line of tissue that surrounds a guy's dick where he was cut that circ'ed dudes have on their cocks.
Since I'm cut high & tight, and I've got 8", I like to have other dudes suck me down to my circ scar -- that way they've got a lot of cock in their mouth!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.
by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021


A Saran-gasm is the orgasm TWO guys have when one of them is wrapped completely nude in Saran-wrap, and the other dude fucks his mouth and jacks him off until they both have euphoric boner-gasms.
My soccer team-mates gave me a Saran-gasm this afternoon after practice! I was sooo ... hot - my body and our dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
