Definitions by USAF Cadet

Jack-Off Plea 

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

Jack-Off Plea by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

cock 

A cock is THE male appendage used for urination and pleasure-gasms.

Hey - jack my cock and make me have a pleasure-gasm in your mouth - then swallow my creamy load!

cock by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

C-Spot 

A guy's C-Spot is that special place on his cock that makes him have a squirt-gasm when he blows his creamy load and has at least a tit-gasm, but more probably a mouthful of cum.

Oh Yum! I rubbed my C-Spot and tasted my own cum!

C-Spot by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

Turd-Slime 

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

Turd-Slime by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021

turd-slime 

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

turd-slime by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Diphallic 

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.

I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!

Diphallic by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Garden-Snake-gasm 

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.

My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!

Garden-Snake-gasm by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021