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Ben-Gay Fuck

A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.
Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
mugGet the Ben-Gay Fuckmug.

fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.
Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
mugGet the fisteemug.

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.
Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
mugGet the tickle-cornermug.

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
mugGet the head-gasmmug.

The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.
Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!
by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020
mugGet the The things you do for lovemug.

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
mugGet the California Hot-Pocketmug.

Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the Stupid !mug.

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