downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.

Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!

by USAF Cadet March 07, 2021

shower-scum sucker

A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.

Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!

by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is what a guy gets when he's double-dicked in his mouth or asshole.

A couple of my cadet roomies gave me a double-cream filling last night before I went to bed!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.

Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.

I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!

by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021

arseling

An arseling is a young guy who has narrow hips, perfect butt-cheeks, a tight, light pink & hairless asshole, and likes being fucked in his lower in-hole.

Matt calls me his little arseling!

by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021

cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021