Definitions by USAF Cadet

car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.

I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.

car-jacking by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

jock-raid 

A jock-raid is similar to a pantie-raid, but here at the Academy, we raid other cadet's rooms and steal their cum-stained jockstraps.

Last night several of us went on a jock-raid and scored some pretty cummy jockstraps!

jock-raid by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

tight sac-de-noix 

A tight sac-de-noix is a firm container for a guy's sperm factories that he plays with while he's jacking his meat.

When I'm taking care of my morning wood, I like to play with my tight sac-de-noix!

tight sac-de-noix by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

cum-balloon 

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.

I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!

cum-balloon by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

masturbation 

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.

My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!

masturbation by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.

Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!

Profile in Courage by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

Tim D-gasm 

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

Tim D-gasm by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021