indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.

Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.

Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.

If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!

by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020

car-wash

A car wash is a blowjob.

I've got a hard-on - I need a car-wash!

by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021