USAF Cadet's definitions

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.

Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

skin floutist

A skin floutist is a guy who likes to suck dick.

I'm going to smoke some dope and and get all the other skin floutists together for a concert!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

sexting

sexting is sending sexually explicit text messages to someone showing things recorded on your i-Phone.

Matt likes sexting pictures of me sucking his dick, and then he sends them to other cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.

Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

lick my sack

lick my sack is what a guy tells you, his cocksucker, to do while you suck a cumgasm out of his dick.

Matt always says "lick my sack" when I suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.

When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021