giggle-gasm

A giggle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy sometimes has when his jack-off squire juices him and he blows his load everywhere - including his mouth.
I'm Matt's jack-off squire, and he wanted me to do him, so I told him to lie back, hands under his heed, pointing his toes, and clinching his butt-cheeks - and I gave him a giggle-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
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Cum-on-a-Cookie

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.
We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.
One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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downstairs-gasm

A downstairs-gasm is a cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-buddy stay over-night in his bedroom and the boys give pleasure-gasms to each other - a downstairs-gasm.
When I was a younger teen, I had beaucoup downstairs-gasms!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
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Sliquid

Sliquid is a slick liquid personal lubricant that I use to jack off with in my Fleshlight or bare-handed because I'm cut high and tight.
Hey Bud - pass me the Sliquid!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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urinal cum

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the urinal they were using.
This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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catcher

A catcher is a guy who likes to be fucked in his mouth or asshole.
I'm versatile, but my preference is to be the catcher!
by USAF Cadet August 08, 2021
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