USAF Cadet's definitions

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.

Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!

by USAF Cadet August 19, 2021

pussy juice

pussy juice is what a guy tastes when he sucks off some dude who's just fucked some bitch.

Yuck! I got pubes and pussy juice in my mouth when I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

PA

A PA is a personal assistant.

I'm my cadet roomie's PA, but all he ever asks me to do is suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

show-er

A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.

Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!

Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020