USAF Cadet's definitions

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

brat-fuck

A brat-fuck is when your hot cadet roomie fucks you with a bratwurst and makes you eat it after you have a cumgasm.

Chris gave me a brat-fuck last night and made me eat the thing afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

pussy juice

pussy juice is what a guy tastes when he sucks off some dude who's just fucked some bitch.

Yuck! I got pubes and pussy juice in my mouth when I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

popcorn fuck

A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, sometimes gives me a popcorn fuck up my boy-hole, and fucks me silly, and when I force the kernals out of my ass, he pops them and makes me eat some!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020