Aquasutra

Verb.

1. Sex positions carried out in either a public or private swimming pool (depending on risk analysis).
Guy: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Girl: "Aquasutra? What...here?"

Guy: "C'mon baby, pleeeease. You know those kids aren't paying attention."

Girl: "Are you fucking kidding me right now? They're playing Marco Polo!"

Guy: "If I promise not to yell Polo?"

Girl: "Deal."
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Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
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Trouble Shot

When you give a problem a bloody good try and it still doesn't work out.
Don't be so hard on yourself. You gave it your best trouble shot.
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TTM&B

Acronym.

To The Moon And Back.

Code used in greeting cards when signing off - before, after or in lieu of I Love You.

Typically between a mother and a daughter.
Happy birthday kiddo!

TTM&B

Love mum xx
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Dubai

In lieu of Bye or Goodbye.

Used by cool people who are evolved and well-travelled and like inside jokes because it makes them feel superior.
Dubai for now.
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Panz

When someone loses their shit.

Panic, pandemonium, pandemic.

mid 17th century: from Greek pandēmos (from pan ‘all’ + dēmos ‘people’)
I was an hour late home and she went all panz on me bro.
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beer virus

slang for people who can only vaguely remember its proper name - Corona Virus
You know that virus ...gah what's the name of it ...not the bird one - the beer virus one

You mean Corona Virus?

Yep that's the one.
by UM&UAE2021 February 08, 2020
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