Definitions by Twunk102
The Booze Necessities
The stuff that brings the cocktails together! It’s usually used in reference to “The Jungle Book”. It’s used when you’re stuck in a small town with nothing going on. So you need to”The Booze Necessities”
Josh: “what are you doing tonight in this town where the buses end at 5pm?”
Adam: “The Booze Necessities of course!”
Adam: “The Booze Necessities of course!”
The Booze Necessities by Twunk102 December 11, 2025
Feliz Navi-dead
When you and your spouse want to kill each other on Christmas. It’s usually used when you’re angry at each other and want the other person dead because they can’t get with the holiday program and wait until last minute to set up the tree or Christmas lights.
Feliz Navi-dead by Twunk102 December 4, 2025
Grease WithoutHerSpoon
An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.
Grease WithoutHerSpoon by Twunk102 December 3, 2025
Pippi Dicksucking
An insult used towards an effeminate man who you don’t like. Usually used in a roasting scenario or when you’re standing up for yourself towards this lame individual.
Pippi Dicksucking by Twunk102 November 29, 2025
Prairie Docking
When you shove your uncut cock inside someone’s ass while they are prairie dogging and the foreskin wraps over the excrement.
Prairie Docking by Twunk102 January 17, 2025
Minnesota Salad
Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Minnesota Salad by Twunk102 February 15, 2024