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Dunctard

Someone from Duncan, BC who is a total retard do you combine the word together with the city of Duncan. It usually refers to the people who sleep with you then get mad when you pay their cab fare home or let them stay the night because they’re super sketch.
Adam: I had this Dunctard over last night and he yelled at me because he had to walk home because he was too cheap to get a cab. And I don’t let guys stay over who give fake names.
by Twunk102 December 20, 2025
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I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.
Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!
by Twunk102 December 24, 2025
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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