Definitions by Twight0931

Lee Harvey Oswald 

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.

If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...

Lee Harvey Oswald by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Aleppo Moment 

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.

Aleppo Moment by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Noreply

Why do you want to be anonymous? You're a human.

Noreply.

Noreply by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Like A Boss

How something should be done.

Do homework like a boss.
Pass a test like a boss.
Finish high school like a boss.
Drink some Mountain Dew like a boss.

Like A Boss by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

April 18 

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

April 18 by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Tomb Raider (2013) 

Tomb Raider is an action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix. Tomb Raider is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that emphasises the reconstructed origins of Lara Croft. Tomb Raider was released on 5 March 2013 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and on 23 January 2014 for OS X, and on 27 April 2016 for Linux.

Awesome.

If you love Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure you'll probably love Tomb Raider (2013) because of Camilla Luddington.

Tomb Raider (2013) by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Seinfield 

The way someone misspells Seinfeld.

Person A: Hey did you watch Seinfield last night?
Person B: It's Seinfeld not Seinfield.

Seinfield by Twight0931 February 12, 2017