Twight0931's definitions

boobs

(of a woman) The best thing to ever exist.

Her boobs are SO SEXY!!!!!

by Twight0931 March 21, 2021

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018

Eisenhower

The perfect last name for a boy.

I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!

by Twight0931 April 9, 2017

April 18

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Asian

The best kinda person to do porn with.

Person A: Have you seen Asian porn?
Person B: No.
Person C: Do it! They're hot Asian women!

by Twight0931 February 3, 2025

Seinfield

The way someone misspells Seinfeld.

Person A: Hey did you watch Seinfield last night?
Person B: It's Seinfeld not Seinfield.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

2015

The year when Ron Jeremy porn ads were placed on PornHub.

Person A: "I've seen Ron Jeremy porn ads on PornHub."
Person B: "You're stuck in 2015!"

by Twight0931 March 24, 2021