Turnspike's definitions
Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.
by Turnspike February 9, 2003

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.
by Turnspike February 11, 2003

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)
by Turnspike July 6, 2006

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.
by Turnspike February 9, 2003
