Turnspike's definitions

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

by Turnspike July 6, 2006

retrogrouch

One who is too stubborn to learn new technology.

That retrogrouch refuses to learn how to e-mail.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

Cell_LEDmagnet

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)

Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.

by Turnspike July 6, 2006

technophile

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

wirelass

Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.

Looks like the wirelass found another open access point.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003