Turnspike's definitions

mulletopia

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

southpaw

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

wirelass

Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.

Looks like the wirelass found another open access point.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

parrot guy

Someone who is popular because they are connected to a object or a cause, however they quickly lose their popularity when the object/cause is gone.

The guy you might find in a beachside bar, with a Parrot perched on his shoulder. The guy is very well known because of his pet bird, and is the life of the bar. However, after the Parrot is gone, the guy is found uninteresting without the bird.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003