A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)
by Turnspike July 06, 2006

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.
by Turnspike February 11, 2003

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.
by Turnspike February 09, 2003

Someone who is popular because they are connected to a object or a cause, however they quickly lose their popularity when the object/cause is gone.
The guy you might find in a beachside bar, with a Parrot perched on his shoulder. The guy is very well known because of his pet bird, and is the life of the bar. However, after the Parrot is gone, the guy is found uninteresting without the bird.
by Turnspike February 09, 2003
