Definitions by TurnM3Up

fake glasses 

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

fake glasses by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.

These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.

OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

peak 

The highest point in life that ou tard has reached, this occurred in high school for every ou tard. This peak is referring to highest point of success and that must be clarified because anytime an ou tard sees "high," they automatically associate it with weed and if we were talking about that, an ou tard would reach a new peak everyday because the only thing they do is smoke.

That ou tard is on a downhill trajectory in life, that nigga definitely hit his peak when he was in high school.

peak by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Norman 

A city in Oklahoma and home to the University of Oklahoma. It is full of OU tards and is one of the shittiest college towns in the country. The residents of this town are all OU students, so they are only concerned with the bars of the city. The air in this town is just different and you can literally smell OU tard.

The University of Okla(HOE)ma is in Norman which means the city is full of OU girls who happen to be straight fucking hoes.

Norman by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

horns down 

A gay ass hand sign that an OU tard does to try to put down the University of Texas. They are trying to disrespect UT and always have their name in their mouth despite UT not doing anything wrong to them. OU tards are classless and have zero respect for anyone even though UT has always been the superior college and will continue to be for the foreseeable future.

Oklahoma plays Iowa State today but these OU tards will still flash the horns down sign if the camera ends up on them because they always have Texas' name in their mouth.

horns down by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

fake ID 

A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.

Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.

fake ID by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard oven 

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.

Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.

avetard oven by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019