TurnM3Up's definitions

natty szn

A phrase that an ou tard likes to say during football season while completely ignoring the fact that OU has no chance to win a natty. These ou tards are delusional asf about their football team and think the run the college football world even though their team hasn't won shit in 20+ years and won't anytime soon.

ou tard: College football season starts tomorrow, it's natty szn.
Me (an intellectual): Stfu dumbass, y'all haven't won shit in forever and you are overrated every year.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

Froomie

person who is an Avetard and Ou Tard and is lit asf and the best roomie on the block, also the plug for weed, also happens to have an insane weed tolerence

Froomie told us we can use his dab rig to smoke tonight.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019

avetard couch

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.

One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

Tard Motel

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Lifted Smoke & Vape

One of the infinite vape shops made for OU tards. The location of this place is very convenient because it is located on Campus Corner so you could get hella fucked up first and then start fiending nic and pull up to this hoe. The nigga who runs this place is a straight hoodrat and just smokes the whole time. You walk into this place and it just screams ghetto, mainly because of the dude who runs this place. You know this place got heat tho because the nigga just chills in the back and hits his bong the whole time.

We were all at Campus Corner on Saturday night and were craving nic so we went to Lifted Smoke & Vape and copped some Puff Bars and also got a bong because the dude working there put us on.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020

medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.

I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019