9 definitions by Turd

dirty dempsey

PJ is a turd

You are a dirty dempsey!!!!

by Turd December 12, 2003

pepto-bismol

When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!

John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.

by Turd August 25, 2004