Turd's definitions

malarky

kickass sk8 team from arcata.

sage irie saktes for malarky because he is cool.

by turd December 11, 2003

pepto-bismol

When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!

John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.

by Turd August 25, 2004