pepto-bismol

NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol

Medicine that cures those ^

I need some pepto-bismol.

by Shervin Mobasseri June 2, 2004

pepto-bismol

When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!

John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.

by Turd August 25, 2004

Pepto-Bismol

While your girlfriend is on her period you cum in her. The pink substance leaking out of her pussy is thick pink Pepto.

Last night my girl was on her period, after cumming in her she leaked Pepto-Bismol.

by Easy Riders June 21, 2015

Pepto-Bismol

The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.

I met my first Pepto-Bismol and I wish I never did. His name is Tristan and he is so painfully average I just want to jump off a bridge.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

pepto-bismol

it’s like pepsi, but bismal.

bro 1: “man, i could really go for some pepsi rn.”

bro 2: “you like regular pepsi??? nah nah nah pepto-bismol is where it’s AT”

bro 1: “yk, actually, you so real for that fr that’s straight facts bro straight einstein speaking thru u type shi frfr like for real you a genius”

by googooballsO_O November 5, 2023

Pepto Bismol

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

Pepto Bismol

A (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.

"Eew! Is that girl wearing a pink track suit? She looks like pepto bismol!"

by 11:43 May 14, 2005