An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."
Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!
New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!
Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?
I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.
That Benny is a real schlockmeister!
I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.
That Benny is a real schlockmeister!
by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.
Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.
Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.
by Tuna Wanda May 29, 2005
Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?
Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!
Great stuff, ain't it!
Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!
Great stuff, ain't it!
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
Talent or ability. Something employers do NOT want in a candidate. They want youth and perhaps an attractive appearance.
I spent 25 years developing my job skills, and can't find a job. The bosses only want inexperienced doofuses right out of college.
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
Acting unmanly. Used of a man who does not act manly. It does not at all mean that he is acting womanly. This word unfairly characterizes women as people who act like poofters.
Abby, look at that man! He's so effeminate!
He's not acting like a woman, Louise. He's acting like a flaming faggot!
He's not acting like a woman, Louise. He's acting like a flaming faggot!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005