Definitions by Tuna Wanda

flopper stopper

A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.

flopper stopper by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

stoopnagle 

A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.

You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?

stoopnagle by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

flatulence 

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.

flatulence by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

pew 

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

pew by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

schlockmeister 

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

schlockmeister by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

day care brat 

The offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who grows up in a day care center without learning discipline, manners, or courtesy.

That Madison is a real day care brat. All she does is whine and demand candy.

day care brat by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

church key 

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

church key by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005