yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

snot nosed

Haughty, arrogant, demanding, and selfish. A typical trait of soccer moms and yuppies.

At the checkout line, a snot nosed soccer mom asked to cut in line because she had to pick up her brat at day care. I told her to bugger off.

by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005

flatulence

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

tit sling

A flopper stopper. A bra.

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

shyster

The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.

It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

LSMFT

Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.

Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

new age

An age when people who have had the marvelous blessings of living in a Judeo-Christian tradition, a free education, free libraries, and access to information, reject everything they have learned, and all of their common sense. They adopt the customs of people who live with cobras in the road, and pretend to believe in reincarnation. This leads to such preposterous principles as "meat is murder."

Who were you in your previous life, Rebekah?

Previous life?!! What do you think I am, a Hindu? A snake charmer? An ass-trologer? A New Age Yuppie? Come on, Rosemary, gimme a break!


New Age Yuppie: Don't take part in the rodeo! Meat is murder!

Cowboy: Get outta my way, you brainless New Age twerp! That steer sure as hell ain't MY grandpa!

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005