Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.
Oh, sweety?
Yes, dear?
Don't look at that girl over there.
Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?
A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.
Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.
I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.
A
day care brat. The spawn of a
yuppie and a
soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.
Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.
Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.
An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many
binderfenders and
dead badgers.
A prodigious farter.
Who do you have for third period English?
Mrs. Sweeney.
Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!
Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.
Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.
Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!
Buddy John: LSMFT!
A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.
Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?
I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.
That Benny is a real schlockmeister!
Buy a
schlockmeister
mug!
A black African American.
A person who the liberals want to be kept in his place. As long as the colored guy works odd jobs, he will vote for liberals who will promise him entitlements. If a colored guy succeeds and does well in business, he will vote against liberals and their heavy taxes. Then, the liberals will call that colored guy Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.
Clarence Thomas is a colored guy hated by liberals because he doesn't want to be kept down on the plantation.
