Tummy Augratin's definitions

blow job queen

1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.

"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles

"Howdat?"

"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"

by Tummy AuGratin April 8, 2006

dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix

They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.

by Tummy AuGratin April 19, 2006

pussy dog

A female dog; a bitch. A synecdoche that modifies the dog by reference to a physical attribute unique to its gender (the female dog's "vagina" or "pussy").

"That Moira be a reaaaal pussy dog!" Matt said.

by Tummy Augratin August 24, 2006

car pool-tunnel syndrome

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.

Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.

by Tummy AuGratin March 22, 2006

Pig wrestling

A dance, particularly one held in a town-hall or public space for the express purpose of promoting social intercourse, i.e., encouraging members of the opposite sex of a small town or rural area to meet one another. (northern New England usage)

I'm going pig wrestling Saturday night. I hope I get laid.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

tube steak

Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.

"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006