Definitions by Tummy Augratin

shit-kicker 

An uncouth person of limited intelligence or faulty manners; a cracker.

The new platoon sergeant sure is a shit-kicker. That chump couldn't find his own ass with both hands if you spotted him one.

shit-kicker by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

honeydew 

The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.

Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!

honeydew by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

blow job queen 

1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.

"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles

"Howdat?"

"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"

blow job queen by Tummy AuGratin April 8, 2006

Honey Bunz 

Adjective. Slang term given to a bitch or hoe with a real fly booty.

Yo! Check out Little Miz Honey Bunz. That mothafuckah tuff!

Honey Bunz by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

cunt mechanic 

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

cunt mechanic by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

pussy spanking 

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

pussy spanking by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

car pool-tunnel syndrome 

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.

Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.

car pool-tunnel syndrome by Tummy AuGratin March 22, 2006