Tummy Augratin's definitions

skeet

Verb. (transitive sense) To eject semen from a living body; specifically to ejaculate splooge from the penis whilst in the throes of orgasm, typically onto a woman's body or into her mouth.

See: come; jizz
Related term: skeeta man

Noun. A viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of the accessory glands; semen.

See Cum; Splooge

Etymology: The hip hop slang euphemism 'Skeet' is derived from the English word for trapshooting (itself from the Norwegian 'skyte' - to shoot).

SKEETA MAN
(2 Live Crew)

Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus "I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 1:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy?
(woman: Yeah, Marquis...)

I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus:
Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by!
"I'm gonna cum!"
(3x)
"I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 2:
For the skeet you are a fiend
Don't you stop this freaky thing
Dick is the one thing that you love
And the skeet's all you're thinking of
If you can't skeet with someone else
You'll skeet off by yourself
Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do
You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you
Skeet from the front, skeet from the back
Can I skeet in your mouth?
Do you like it like that?
(woman: Yess!)

Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet?
For my skeet you are a freak
I skeet off twice and then I'm done
I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Verse 3:
Skeetin' is for the young and old
But it's best to skeet in a hoe
Before I go out and skeet a bitch
I always take my skeetin' kick
I like to skeet in big ol' butts
It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts
You can say that I'm a nympho
Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple
I skeet best on a one-night stand
Brother Marquis is a skeeta man!
You suck slow and I fuck fast
Don't get mad if the skeet don't last
It ain't love, it must be lust
In the skeet you must trust
All you got to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy! (4x)

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

Baby Cake

cheeks of a young woman's or girl's ass; buttocks

In the movie "Tilt," Brooke Sheilds had her character's name embroidered over each denimed baby cake.

by Tummy AuGratin March 1, 2006

färtzenhalter

Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

tube steak

Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.

"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006