Tugia The Narrator's definitions

gamma jack

the fucking most evil super in the incredibles

gamma jack: You know, so, uh, you know, I take a look around, I see if there's any, uh, good-looking, uh, women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sorta start from there and work my way down the list. You know, if you've got, uh Tubby Joe Schmoe over there with, uh, a laser pointed at his head, then he might have to wait in line a little while.
me: stfu lil bro

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm whale

(PART 2)

Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.

Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.

Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

teenager

mfs who are between 12 and 18 years old and have the ability to goon

teenager: *goons*
parent: STOP GOONING
teenager: fuck you
parent: *gets belt*
teenager: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Gen Zalpha

People born from 2010 to 2014. These are the very last people to experience COVID and the last "2010s kids." These people also spent their entire childhood before generative AI was invented (or most of it for 2014 kids specifically).

Person: Haha you Gen Alpha skibidi toilet cocomelon baby shark kid gyatttttttttttttttttttttttt
Zalpha: fuck u im not gen alpha im gen zalpha so im not brainrotted

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Gen Beta

Babies born between 2025 and 2039. Unlike Gen Alpha, Gen Betas will grow up in a world WITH generative AI, rather than without it. Generative AI came out in 2022, when Gen Alphas were already preteens, making Gen Alpha the last NORMAL generation and Gen Beta the first AI-centric one.

Gen Alpha: Back in my day, we didn't have generative AI
Gen Beta: goo goo ga ga

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Gen Alpha

People born between 2013 and 2024. Contrary to the belief of idiotic marketers online, Gen Alpha actually grew up in a world BEFORE generative AI existed, having a completely normal childhood. The only difference between Gen Alpha and Gen Z is that Gen Alphas grew up in a POST-COVID world while Gen Z grew up in a PRE-COVID world.

I'm born in 2013 so I'm Gen Alpha (no really I literally am)

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026