rod stewart

rod stewart

Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.


Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003

And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!

The Jeff Beck Group....

by TRUTH December 14, 2004

theunsurpassed

A true genius who posts occassionally on the IGN boards. He's banned all the time, so his profile is hard to check. He is a very sexy poster ;) .

theunsurpassed is my idol.

by truth November 14, 2003

slinkster

One who believes he can dance, but actually resembles a chicken in a KFC factory. Usually followed by fits of laughter

"is that the slinkster? HAHAHAHA!"

by Truth October 27, 2003

tenshu

An extremely unsightly and whiny bitch whose life consists solely of flaming others on the World of Warcraft forums.

Synonyms:
See jaba the slut.

Tenshu: ROFLLOL!!1!!1one!!11! I OWNZERS AT WOW!!111!one!11!

by truth March 31, 2005

stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

by Truth September 13, 2004

You Suck At Life

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.

"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.

by truth November 22, 2003

IYKWIM

used in conjunction with "AITYD". This is a prime example of how ridiculous internet abbreviations for chat / forum / messaging are getting.

User 1: "these abbreviations sure are getting ridiculously long IYKWIMAITYD..."

User 2: "yeah... 'btw', you're a FUCKING RETARD."

by truth March 31, 2005