theunsurpassed is true genius who posts on The Vestibule at boards.ign.com. He is responsible for the phrases "End Yourself" and "You suck at life". Those 2 phrases, which are used more than any other phrase (excepting the word "owned") on internet forums, were both coined and created by theunsurpassed.
theunsurpassed is, without a doubt, a modern genius.
If someone says something stupid, say "End Yourself".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'