True_Lust's definitions

Comorbidity

The state of having two or more medical conditions at the same time

I have depression and anxiety. This is God’s cruel humor in comorbidity.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Future funk

Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10

Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Antidisestablishmentarianism

1. Opposition to the movement opposing the Anglican Church in England in the late 1800s.
2. The only long word that I know how to spell.

Dude 1: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Dude 2: Do you even know what that means?
Dude 1: That is a pronoun used to refer to singular nouns.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Eudaimonia

The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.

Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019