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Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.
Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
Get the Ass mug.Noun: (Japanese transliteration) The best way to make fish wherein the brain is stabbed and the fish is cut in certain places and drained out.
American Chef: I drown my fish in water.
Japanese Chef: You can also do ikejime.
American Chef: Ikejime? What?
Japanese Chef: What did they teach you in your Culinary Arts school?
American Chef: Soup, pasta, salad, pastries, cakes, uhh...
Japanese Chef: This seems pretty fishy.
Japanese Chef: You can also do ikejime.
American Chef: Ikejime? What?
Japanese Chef: What did they teach you in your Culinary Arts school?
American Chef: Soup, pasta, salad, pastries, cakes, uhh...
Japanese Chef: This seems pretty fishy.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
Get the Ikejime mug.Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
Get the Engorged mug.1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes
Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
Get the Her mug.The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.
Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
Get the Eudaimonia mug.She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.
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