Definitions by True_Lust

Influstuation 

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

Influstuation by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Kim Peek 

Autistic savant who’s able to read extremely quickly and remember the vast majority of it, inspired Rainman

After meeting Kim Peek, Dustin Hoffman was inspired to play Rainman, an autistic savant who exists only as a character for entertainment.

Kim Peek by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Roses 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A wise man once said
One plus one is two

The Earth is a sphere
For years it’s been here
Due to human distinction
We have a sixth mass extinction

Fuck you, Goldman Sachs.

Dude 1: There’s a short poem I wrote about roses.
Dude 2: What is it? Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously—
Dude 1: No. It’s about anti-intellectualism and global climate disruption.

Roses by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Post Nut Clarity 

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

Post Nut Clarity by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Twainbow 

The state of being autistic and gay at the same time

Daniel Tamment swirled the Twainbow ribbon in the Pride Parade.

Twainbow by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Occam’s Razor 

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

Occam’s Razor by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Reparations

(American Race Relations):
The idea of countering the lingering effects of slavery and Jim Crow laws on black Americans (redlining, school-to-prison pipeline, housing and employment discrimination, etc.) with money, Welfare, and/or Affirmative Action.

Popularized by Ta-Nehisi Coates in “We Were Eight Years in Power” (2017)

Bernie Sanders, despite supporting democratic socialism, did not support the idea of reparations in his 2016 campaign.

Reparations by True_Lust July 22, 2019