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1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun
Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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1. An area of philosophy that posits that no social construct has true value and that human existence is inherently meaningless
I studied nihilism in my free time. That’s why I started doing cocaine.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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1. Charming or pleasing
2. Why are you looking this up on urbandictionary.com?
She gave an ingratiating smile as she twisted the knife in his heart.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.
Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...
by True_Lust July 21, 2019

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To use without someone’s permission, often in a disrespectful way.
African American identity is sometimes appropriated by people who didn’t earn it with their white privilege.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019

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Mumble rap (often used to describe "emo rap" and "SoundCloud rap"6) is a loosely defined7 microgenre8 of hip hop that largely spread on the online audio distribution platform SoundCloud in the 2010s.9 The term implies a mumbling or unclear vocal delivery by artists in contrast to more traditionally direct styles of rapping, and may generally refer to rappers who do not put typical emphasis on lyricism.

Not to be confused with Trap music (EDM).
"SoundCloud rap" redirects here. For the related genre also called "SoundCloud rap", see Emo rap.
For the Belly mixtape, see Mumble Rap (mixtape).
Quick Facts: Other names, Stylistic origins …
Some have criticized the term as inaccurate or as a pejorative used to degrade younger rappers,1011 although some artists have reclaimed the term.12 Others have defended the style as a new phase in the evolution of the genre.

- Wikipedia
Mumble rap is often played at dorm parties.
by True_Lust July 24, 2019

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This is the white person that gets offended when white people are called “Caucasian” because “the only people that are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.” In reality, Caucasian is a word commonly used to describe white people and has taken on a double meaning. Unfortunately it is correct in that sense to call any white person “Caucasian.” A more valid reason to not use the word “Caucasian” is its history with scientific racism. One could say the only people who are white are albinos or that the only people who are albinos are named Albino. Race is a social construct that is itself incorrect; the concept of what is white has changed over time in the United States. Words take on new meanings, and it’s important that we focus less on the Red Herrings and start focusing on what matters.
Kenyan Dude: Europe is filled with shithole countries.
German Dude: How could you say that? That’s my culture. That’s my identity.
Kenyan Dude: Now you know what it feels like for someone call you country of origin a “shithole country.” You get to be Caucasian—
German Dude: The only people who are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.
Kenyan Dude: Not according to the dictionary, you OWP. If there’s no confusion and that’s the only misgiving you have with the word, then I’ll continue to use it in spite of you.
by True_Lust July 24, 2019

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