Ingratiating

She gave an ingratiating smile as she twisted the knife in his heart.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Allistic

An autistic man marries an allistic woman. Whether they choose to have kids or not shoudn’t be influenced by eugenics.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Future funk

Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10
Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Curebie

Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism
My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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OWP

This is the white person that gets offended when white people are called “Caucasian” because “the only people that are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.” In reality, Caucasian is a word commonly used to describe white people and has taken on a double meaning. Unfortunately it is correct in that sense to call any white person “Caucasian.” A more valid reason to not use the word “Caucasian” is its history with scientific racism. One could say the only people who are white are albinos or that the only people who are albinos are named Albino. Race is a social construct that is itself incorrect; the concept of what is white has changed over time in the United States. Words take on new meanings, and it’s important that we focus less on the Red Herrings and start focusing on what matters.
Kenyan Dude: Europe is filled with shithole countries.
German Dude: How could you say that? That’s my culture. That’s my identity.
Kenyan Dude: Now you know what it feels like for someone call you country of origin a “shithole country.” You get to be Caucasian—
German Dude: The only people who are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.
Kenyan Dude: Not according to the dictionary, you OWP. If there’s no confusion and that’s the only misgiving you have with the word, then I’ll continue to use it in spite of you.
by True_Lust July 24, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love
Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Roses

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A wise man once said
One plus one is two

The Earth is a sphere
For years it’s been here
Due to human distinction
We have a sixth mass extinction

Fuck you, Goldman Sachs.
Dude 1: There’s a short poem I wrote about roses.
Dude 2: What is it? Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously—
Dude 1: No. It’s about anti-intellectualism and global climate disruption.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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