Troy's definitions

volleyball

The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".


We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p

Just watch some College Volleyball--it's like cameltoe country.

by Troy January 5, 2004

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

by Troy September 25, 2004

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

secsi

the 1337 version of "sexy"

Damn bitch j00 fuckin secsi.

by Troy February 6, 2003

tatted

Getting a tattoo

His Gettin' all TATTED up.

by Troy May 3, 2003

donkey kick

often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.

yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!

by troy October 30, 2003