Troy's definitions

jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch

cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish

by Troy January 21, 2005

flossin

Sporting mad flava.

Playaz be pimpin' and mad flossin' when dey be clubbin'.

by Troy October 29, 2002

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

malut

combination of man and slut

Ryan is such a malut

by Troy February 19, 2003

volleyball

The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".


We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p

Just watch some College Volleyball--it's like cameltoe country.

by Troy January 5, 2004

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

donkey kick

often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.

yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!

by troy October 30, 2003