cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

cakes

A term used to disribe a beautiful girl, that know doubt takes care of "downstairs"

Hey!, Look at her...some cakes!

by Troy May 03, 2003

Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon

She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon

by Troy April 23, 2003

human

Organisms who will be responcible for global destruction.

humans = kill hungry

by Troy December 06, 2003

des

The Act of giving physical love is an unnatural way!

BRA, you know that nikki girl we met at that party well...des...all the way!

by Troy May 03, 2003

emo cuts

Emo are the cuts that the depressed kids leave on their arms after they cut themselves.

I wear longsleeves to hide my emo cuts.

by Troy January 07, 2005

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008