Trogdor's definitions

rob tibbs

a professional bmx bike rider that rides fro Kink Bike Co.

Yo i heard Rob Tibbs won best trick at the metro jam a few years ago

by Trogdor April 14, 2004

icantsignanythingism

The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.

Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.

by Trogdor August 7, 2003

Lincoln Logs from Hell

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.

2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.

The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

carny

One who is freakishly deformed in such a manner that it may scare other

"Eww....eleven toes? You are such a carny!"

by trogdor February 7, 2003

fix-it monkey

Downing.

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."

by Trogdor July 12, 2003

sleep dreams

A way to say goodnight and sweet dreams in two words.

I would say sweet dreams to my friend when she goes to sleep.

by trogdor November 27, 2003

red day

the opposite of green day

three elderly women who decide to make a pop band, or just that

by Trogdor August 6, 2003