Reality TV

One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.
"3 men, 1 mission: to catch as many diseases as possible." - I swear this is an actual show!
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king fucker chicken

A popular Japanese T-shirt that reads "King Fucker Chicken" on the back. Seriously. Mostly seen at rock concerts.
Right up there with:
all your base are belong to us
someone set us up the bomb
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arch drive goodbye

A song by eve 6 from there new CD It's all in your Head, it starts out slow but then gets faster at the end.
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Everybody Loves Raymond

An ok show on CBS about a guy, his wife, his brother, his brother's wife, his mom, his dad, and a whole lot of other people.
Robert: "Look at my two girls, I call them my Two Musketeers."
Ray: "That's stupid."
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Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.
Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.
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smelly cat

Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
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Sick Day

"The format: three young lads are put in a house for two months trying to catch as many diseases as possible. The producers want them to be infected by nits, lice, flu, sexually-transmitted diseases and warts, rather than things like Aids and cancer which aren't quite as much fun. A doctor will be on hand to ensure they don't get too ill."
-From thecustard.tv
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