Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's definitions

haxor to the maxor

To use haxors on the computer in games like Counter-Strike, Starcraft and others.

Wow I just shot that guy 12 times in the head with an AWP and he didn't die, he must haxor to the maxor.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog December 1, 2003

School Of Rock

Really good movie about a guitar player who gets kicked out of his band and gets a job as a substetute teacher to make some money. He makes a band out of the class and sends them to battle of The Bands.

Well your not hardcore, no your not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, but the legend, of the rent was way hardcore!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 28, 2003

arch drive goodbye

A song by eve 6 from there new CD It's all in your Head, it starts out slow but then gets faster at the end.

cool song

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog December 10, 2003

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Sick Day

"The format: three young lads are put in a house for two months trying to catch as many diseases as possible. The producers want them to be infected by nits, lice, flu, sexually-transmitted diseases and warts, rather than things like Aids and cancer which aren't quite as much fun. A doctor will be on hand to ensure they don't get too ill."

-From thecustard.tv

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 13, 2003

dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Palmdale

A small California down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. Best known for producing the great rapper Afroman.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003