Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's definitions

king fucker chicken

A popular Japanese T-shirt that reads "King Fucker Chicken" on the back. Seriously. Mostly seen at rock concerts.

Right up there with:
all your base are belong to us
someone set us up the bomb

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 3, 2003

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Reality TV

One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.

"3 men, 1 mission: to catch as many diseases as possible." - I swear this is an actual show!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Sick Day

"The format: three young lads are put in a house for two months trying to catch as many diseases as possible. The producers want them to be infected by nits, lice, flu, sexually-transmitted diseases and warts, rather than things like Aids and cancer which aren't quite as much fun. A doctor will be on hand to ensure they don't get too ill."

-From thecustard.tv

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 13, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.

Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 15, 2003

smelly cat

Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003