by Treebonics June 17, 2019
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Get the hughlarious mug.When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.
I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!
by Treebonics October 31, 2015
Get the Pun Jango mug.Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 05, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortis mug.Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.
Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
by Treebonics March 21, 2019
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Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.
by Treebonics March 19, 2019
Get the naplap mug.Nab-a-Dab is the routine of a weed oil or shatter-dabber who does it daily and before anything at all, going to cook? Nab-a-dab. Moms told you to take the trash out? Nab-a-dab. ‘Bout to leave to work, nab-a-dab!
1: “Yoooo lets roll we gotta get to the game...”.
Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”
(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)
That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.
Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”
(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)
That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.
by Treebonics January 25, 2019
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