Definitions by Treebonics

Throne Tubing 

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.

“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”

Throne Tubing by Treebonics June 19, 2019

squirtpoles 

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

squirtpoles by Treebonics June 17, 2019

dissful 

Dissful is my shortened slang for “disrespectful.” I’ve been abbreviating it for years using this word.

Tyrant is a dissful MC because he’s supposed to be dissful....that’s the name of his game!!!

dissful by Treebonics June 17, 2019

phenomenomical 

Phenomenomical means to be phenomenally funny beyond limitations of any laughter’s inhibition.

A hybridized clone of Kevin Hart, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior would be absolutely PHENOMENOMICAL!!

phenomenomical by Treebonics June 8, 2019

grrrrran 

A Grrrrran is simply your really angry granny.

“Yo son, meet me up on the corner spot ‘bout 11”

“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”

grrrrran by Treebonics May 27, 2019

wifle 

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

wifle by Treebonics May 6, 2019

Emackuation 

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

Emackuation by Treebonics April 28, 2019