poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
by Treebonics January 05, 2017
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suckerfacebook

SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.
I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.

A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.

A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.

Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
by Treebonics December 06, 2018
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emotiplacate

Emotiplacate : Why you never come over for beers anymore ever since you got married yo😪 I know your sober and I got you hammered causing you relapse but I swear your avoidance is just being a hater😢
by Treebonics May 26, 2016
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snowballz

Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.
Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!

Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
by Treebonics March 22, 2019
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Pacload

A Pacload is a whole major amount of work to be done in good quality during a very short time. It is a word obviously inspired by Tupac Shakur who did such prolific volumes of life’s work before his passing.
My main intention is to be at the LoungeBar this weekend and proceed to the after party to drink my face off but I got a Pacload Of work to be done so I’m too focused and won’t be celebrating this weekend.
by Treebonics December 06, 2019
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fajor

Fajor” is “Major favor.” It covers the seemingly small things that mean a whole lot in life. It could also refer to good lifesaving deeds done on ones behalf.
“May I ask a fajor of you to be sure the coffee can is refilled by the morning cuz if I ain’t got my coffee I might murder”

“Do me a FAJOR and GO THAT WAY, AWAY-AWAYS”
by Treebonics March 27, 2018
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Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)
FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
by Treebonics July 01, 2018
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