A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.
Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.
Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.
Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
Get the rollerbladingmug. When affluent young urbanites flit to and fro trendy bars and restraunts, consuming designer snacks
- from "Zippy the Pinhead" by Bill Griffin
- from "Zippy the Pinhead" by Bill Griffin
Let's go grazing: we'll do the whole town and get tapas, miniature desserts, sushi, designer cocktails, and whatever else is hot now.
by TreeWeezel October 06, 2011
Get the grazingmug. Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011
Get the pammug. 1. literally: rough sex between seedy people
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the take the bulldick to the chengismug. Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.
In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011
Get the longboardingmug. by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012
Get the smooshmug. by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
Get the hebronicsmug.