what's up, schneegros?
by TreeWeezel December 04, 2010

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.
Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

Cassette Jockey, or DJ of cassettes. A CJ will always have the right tape for the mood of the room and knows his tapes well enough to flip to the B side seamlessly.
Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
by TreeWeezel January 06, 2012

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.
(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)
(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)
by TreeWeezel November 30, 2011

Making progress at an out-of-control pace, while looking silly.
Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
I wanted a leisurely vacation, but she was bulldogin it between thirty silly little things a day. Now my feet hurt, my shoes are worn out, and I still need a vacation.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.
Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.
Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.
Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?
Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?
Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?
Yall want to ride on my tractor?
Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?
Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?
Yall want to ride on my tractor?
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
