TreeWeezel's definitions
When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
by TreeWeezel April 30, 2011
Get the Carolina hardcore ecstasymug. Shortened minivan. Looks like a grotesquely inflated hatchback. Comfortable to sit in but crap to drive, less useful than a minivan, and even less cool.
Dude: Look at that Lexus. What a chode-mobile!
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
Get the crossovermug. Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011
Get the lesbitarianmug. Cassette Jockey, or DJ of cassettes. A CJ will always have the right tape for the mood of the room and knows his tapes well enough to flip to the B side seamlessly.
Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012
Get the CJmug. (Combination of elvis and tang)
The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
Get the tangvismug. Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
Get the Stanzamug. When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.
We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011
Get the urban turbanmug.