hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.

Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

Urban hall of shame

Proposed website with UD like format consisting only of rejected UD entries. Cooperation with UD will be required to verify that all submissions were rejected from UD. The best of these will be published in the Hall of Shame

I can't believe _____ got rejected from UD! to the urban hall of shame.

Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.

by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 07, 2011

band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.

I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!

by TreeWeezel October 31, 2011

pam

The best anal lubricant. Use continuously.

Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.

by TreeWeezel October 28, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011

urban dictionary coincidence

While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.

Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!

by TreeWeezel April 04, 2011