TreeWeezel's definitions
meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
Get the meatglazermug. Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
Get the raccoon breadmug. A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the hootchmug. persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"
CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.
There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011
Get the the farmer manmug. Popular grafitti tag. Inspired by the character Spit from the urban movie Beat Street, who would spray "spitspitspitspit..." in crude cursive script over the entire city (including the protagonist's murals).
There was a beautiful mural sprayed onto that train car, but Spit got their right away and tagged it "spitspitspitspit..."
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011
Get the Spitmug. Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011
Get the teapottingmug. Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery!
by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
Get the prommug.