TreeWeezel's definitions

monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.

How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

stab

DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.

In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.

Old school DJs will use a lot of stabs to give some punch to the 808 beats.

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011

chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.

"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.

by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010

nar

Cry of the narwhal

Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

pants party

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!

Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

Stanza

Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.

Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011