88 definitions by TreeWeezel
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
A fantasy war going on in digitally crafted worlds. Online gamers participate in the fray with their other-worldly avatars, but no outsider can tell who's fighting on who's side. Since it is subscription-based the war must never end, requiring ongoing worldcraft to spur the flames of digital violence.
Dude: I'm gonna log onto War of Worldcraft for a couple hours.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011
When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"
- De La Soul, "Jenny"
Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
"Like some kid named Derwin?"
- De La Soul, "Jenny"
Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
by TreeWeezel October 26, 2011
Making progress at an out-of-control pace, while looking silly.
Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
I wanted a leisurely vacation, but she was bulldogin it between thirty silly little things a day. Now my feet hurt, my shoes are worn out, and I still need a vacation.
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
(Combination of elvis and tang)
The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.
in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.
a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:
back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.
a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:
back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
by TreeWeezel November 20, 2010