Dada

The band that defined Alternative Rock as we know it. Hit song "Dizz-Knee-Land" kicked off the alternative rock radio movement.

Unfortunately few other bands with an independent spirit have had nearly the same production values, so this breed of alternative rock fizzled with the band.

Spin "Puzzle" by Dada if you want to know what alternative rock is/was. These current indy guys don't know their way around a guitar, or how to develop a lick, or even how to play at more than a single dynamic level.

by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011

egg raid

A very urban situation, originating on the east coast. The perps wait for their target with crates of eggs, then egg the crap out of him.

Beastie Boys "Eggman":

"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."

(describing an egg raid)

by TreeWeezel April 08, 2011

tronsurge

The masculine sound of electric power, usually a motor or heating element.

When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.

by TreeWeezel March 14, 2011

nar

Cry of the narwhal

Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!

by TreeWeezel May 09, 2011

CJ

Cassette Jockey, or DJ of cassettes. A CJ will always have the right tape for the mood of the room and knows his tapes well enough to flip to the B side seamlessly.

Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.

The drive across Ohio was so boring until Paul sat up front to be CJ and rocked his cassettes.

by TreeWeezel January 06, 2012

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

by TreeWeezel May 09, 2011

hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.

Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011