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A mediocre vacation destination. Instead of beaches and sun you get rocks and rain, yet instead of mountains you get molehills. Their proudest offering is their caustic apple cider.
"I'm going to france for vacation."
"That'll be great! Sun, beaches, wine, babes, fashion!"
"Actually, I'll be touring the ancient chapels and cider orchards of the north of france ."
"Ohhhhhhhhh.
"That'll be great! Sun, beaches, wine, babes, fashion!"
"Actually, I'll be touring the ancient chapels and cider orchards of the north of france ."
"Ohhhhhhhhh.
by TreeWeezel April 10, 2011
Get the the north of france mug.When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.
Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
Get the urban purgatory mug.Childhood game of fashioning the largest clunkiest legos into crude spacecraft. To play the game, two children slam their "zords" into each other and whoever's breaks first loses.
Lets play Zords!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
by TreeWeezel May 10, 2011
Get the zords mug.This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
Get the monocules mug.Proposed website with UD like format consisting only of rejected UD entries. Cooperation with UD will be required to verify that all submissions were rejected from UD. The best of these will be published in the Hall of Shame
I can't believe _____ got rejected from UD! to the urban hall of shame.
Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.
Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
Get the Urban hall of shame mug.When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.
We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011
Get the urban turban mug.Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.
Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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