Definitions by TreeWeezel
crossover
Shortened minivan. Looks like a grotesquely inflated hatchback. Comfortable to sit in but crap to drive, less useful than a minivan, and even less cool.
Dude: Look at that Lexus. What a chode-mobile!
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
crossover by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
pie
You need to look at both sides of the pie
My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie
Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.
Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie
Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.
Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
pie by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
prom
prom by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
urban dictionary coincidence
urban dictionary coincidence by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
urban dictionary trifecta
Also known as "urban dictionary hat trick". Demonstration of excellence in contribution, weeding, and editing, all within the same day.
It consists of approval of your added word, approval of removal of a rival definition, and yourself giving final approval to a particularly excellent word.
It consists of approval of your added word, approval of removal of a rival definition, and yourself giving final approval to a particularly excellent word.
Today one of my submissions was added, I successfully removed a crap definition, and one of the real gems I approved while editing got added. That makes an urban dictionary trifecta!
urban dictionary trifecta by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
Bob Hemp
A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Bob Hemp by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011