Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

1. literally: rough sex between seedy people
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

(adjective) anything derivative of De La Soul, the jazzy, uplifting hip hop group from Long Island.
Such as de la clothes, de la attitude, delacratic, de la beats, de la rhymes, and the de la haircut.
Such as de la clothes, de la attitude, delacratic, de la beats, de la rhymes, and the de la haircut.
Is it cause my de la clothes?
Or is it just my de la soul?
When it comes to being de la it's just me myself and I.
"Me, Myself, and I" De La Soul
Or is it just my de la soul?
When it comes to being de la it's just me myself and I.
"Me, Myself, and I" De La Soul
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

A very urban situation, originating on the east coast. The perps wait for their target with crates of eggs, then egg the crap out of him.
Beastie Boys "Eggman":
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."
(describing an egg raid)
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."
(describing an egg raid)
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
