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srt4

a NEON. somethig that ricers buy to fill the gap between rice and domestic. What they dont understand is they are driving a neon! That is horrific.
ricer: dude that srt4 is mega sic yo!
normal person: that neon? It is missing a few cylinders don't ya think!
by Travis May 26, 2004
mugGet the srt4mug.

socrates

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
when hottubbing socrates are the best.
by Travis June 23, 2006
mugGet the socratesmug.

Cocksock

A sock placed over the cock when no other clothing is availiable.
Phillip wore his cocksock on a trip to the living room, in an attempt to obtain the T.V. Guide, when his mom saw him and yelled, "Phillip! What the fuck are you doing!?!"
by Travis May 17, 2003
mugGet the Cocksockmug.

frodiac

An individual with an uncommon need for Frodo Baggins memorabilia.
The doctor has diagnosed me as a frodiac.
by Travis February 26, 2004
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whad up Dawwg

Slang saying that entertains Whit redneck buddies when there wasted of completely bored or just need a hillarious way to greet each other
Bob saw jim across wal-mart and raised his hand in the black power salute and yelled Whad up Dawwg and jim immeditly realized it was his old freind bob
by Travis June 11, 2005
mugGet the whad up Dawwgmug.

fuckass

a dumb motherfucker who is trying to act cool and is so fucking retarted
by travis November 6, 2003
mugGet the fuckassmug.

hooves

a nicknmae of travis
yo hooves
by travis January 5, 2004
mugGet the hoovesmug.

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