Cocksock

A sock placed over the cock when no other clothing is availiable.

Phillip wore his cocksock on a trip to the living room, in an attempt to obtain the T.V. Guide, when his mom saw him and yelled, "Phillip! What the fuck are you doing!?!"

by Travis May 17, 2003

frodiac

An individual with an uncommon need for Frodo Baggins memorabilia.

The doctor has diagnosed me as a frodiac.

by Travis February 26, 2004

socrates

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.

when hottubbing socrates are the best.

by Travis June 23, 2006

Shit licker

A person who licks shit

Kyle get off my ass you shit licker.

by Travis May 31, 2004

Krog Smash!!

Pertaing to an extreme feet of strength pertaing perticuly to breaking normally unbreakable objects or applied to any other extreme feat of strenghth

dan tripped over a cinderblock. Then Dan yelled Krog Smash!! and destroyed the cinder block

by Travis January 24, 2005

Ignernt

Usual uttered by a person that is trying to call another person ignorant but doesn't know how to pronounce it, let alone define it. Making them, in fact, the ignorant one.

He's so ignernt, always makin fun of me.

by Travis October 01, 2003

dumped

To shoot off rounds from your gun

Them niggaz tried me so I dumped on them niggaz.

by Travis April 21, 2005