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a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys
male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"
by Travis October 27, 2004
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by Travis February 26, 2004
Get the frodiac mug.Phillip wore his cocksock on a trip to the living room, in an attempt to obtain the T.V. Guide, when his mom saw him and yelled, "Phillip! What the fuck are you doing!?!"
by Travis May 17, 2003
Get the Cocksock mug.pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.
John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.
Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.
1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.
Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.
1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
when hottubbing socrates are the best.
by Travis June 23, 2006
Get the socrates mug.I would rather be anywhere else than doing this if i could this thing/orginazation/group can suck my balls term for extremely boring forced activity
Jack was giving a lecture in band class about god KNows what and then i turned to cricket and said This sucks balls and we then were happly ejected from the lecture.
by Travis June 11, 2005
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by travis January 12, 2015
Get the scarino mug.a NEON. somethig that ricers buy to fill the gap between rice and domestic. What they dont understand is they are driving a neon! That is horrific.
ricer: dude that srt4 is mega sic yo!
normal person: that neon? It is missing a few cylinders don't ya think!
normal person: that neon? It is missing a few cylinders don't ya think!
by Travis May 26, 2004
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