Travis's definitions

Remus

A dildo repair machine.

Pass me the REMUS or I'll kick your ass.

by Travis October 8, 2003

Gaffney

Spartinburg football sucks
go Gaffney.

Gaffney is the best in the Big 16.

by travis July 26, 2004

moutain

The act of spelling MouNtain wrong. Only very stupid people forget the N.

"That Ally is so dumb, she cannot even spell Mountain right!"

by Travis October 19, 2003

krikivitch

to krikivitch: while receiving a blowjob, you remove your penis from the girl's mouth and poke her in the eye with it.

Everything was fine until I krikivitched her eye out.

by travis June 4, 2004

soak and poke

having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections

ow, it hurts when I pee.

you went to the soak and poke didnt you?

how did you know?

by Travis April 30, 2006

thumps

Refering to the hard hitting bass that is produced from high powered stereo systems.

Hey Carl, how hard does your system thump?

by Travis October 1, 2003

sir psycho sexy

One who lived a long long long long time ago, before the wind and before the snow.

A freak of nature.

He is the man that you will meet one time, and he is the man that will leave you blind.

Title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers' song off of BloodSugarSexMagik album

Sir Psycho, he's the man that you met one time, Sir Psycho, he's the man that'll leave you blind!

by Travis January 1, 2005