Definitions by Travelingmankc

Wokiocy 

A portmanteau of "woke" and "idiocy".

Now they're changing "monkey pox" to "M pox" because someone might be offended. I'm confident there's not a monkey in the world who cares. This is a perfect example of the wokiocy that has compromised common sense world wide.

Wokiocy by Travelingmankc November 29, 2022

Nobstructive 

A portmanteau of "noble" and "constructive". An activity that is simultaneously noble and constructive.

He repaired the elderly neighbor's fence. It was a truly nobstructive active activity.

Nobstructive by Travelingmankc July 6, 2022

Fwinkie 

A fake Twinkie. An affront to junk food lovers everywhere. Although a Twinkie is junk food, it's delicious, classic junk food. A Fwinkie doesn't even approximate the real thing. The sponge cake isn't nearly as spongy or flavorful, the creme filling is thick and cloying rather than the kight fluffy little dab of heaven that is real Twinkie creme filling. Not worth the carbs.

Yuck!! That's not a real Twinkie--it's a Fwinkie!!

Fwinkie by Travelingmankc June 25, 2022

OGQ 

The attire or manner of dress of an older man that is age appropriate yet stylish. A portmanteau of "OG" and "GQ". Alternatively, "Old GQ".

That old guy always looks sharp--he's definitely OGQ.

OGQ by Travelingmankc June 17, 2022

kitschcon

A kitschy icon; an icon of kitsch culture. Also, a convocation of kitsch enthusiasts--similar to Comicon.

Everyone is familiar with pink flamingo yard decorations. The pink flamingo is a true kitschcon, as is the Kit-Cat Klock.
I can't wait to attend the next Kitschcon--I want to get another Kit-Cat Klock!

kitschcon by Travelingmankc April 10, 2022

wokeucation 

Formal or informal indoctrination efforts to convince the subject(s) that all members of certain demographic groups are oppressed and other groups are oppressors, irrespective of said members' individual behavior, level(s) of achievement or prosperity. Formal wokeucation programs are often imposed upon people in the form of "diversity training", "social sensitivity", "equity and inclusion" seminars, etc. Wokeucation is a very profitable component of the grievance industry.

I thought this New Employee Orientation was just going to consist of HR information, like sick leave policies and the retirement program; instead, most of the time was spent with a "diversity consultant" telling us what was wrong with America, and that we were racists whether we knew it or not"--It was a total wokeucation session.

wokeucation by Travelingmankc December 29, 2021

PC University 

PC University--The Institution of higher learning for the exquisitely sensitive. Every other room on this campus is a safe room!! No grades, no tests, no competitive athletics. Only attend class when it feels right! We are staunch advocates of "DIVERSITY", unless of course someone expresses an opinion/value that's inconsistent with ours--we don't tolerate haters or hate speech (any statement, direct or implied, that disagrees with our beliefs!). We have a very liberal student loan program--of course, you won't be expected to repay any loan! Our institution is tuition free, anyway!! After four years at PCU, you can be assured you'll be totally unprepared to live in the real world! Who will pay for all this, and support you after we've made you wholly incapable of living independently? Obviously a hateful question from a hater!!!

She's obviously a graduate of PC University

PC University by Travelingmankc November 29, 2021