Travelingmankc's definitions

mensabation

Incessant, extended discourse on a subject during social interaction time at a Mensa meeting. When engaging in mensabation, the speaker drones on seemingly forever, saying essentially nothing to an audience of one. He/she is oblivious to the fact that no one else is listening.

That guy is really into mensabation!

by Travelingmankc December 28, 2016

Suicidist

A professional killer whose specialty is staging hits to look as though the victim killed him/herself. Suicidists usually have science backgrounds in addition to experience in covert operations. They are consummate professionals and their services are not readily available. Aside from the occasional incongruence between a victim's life circumstances and the "suicide", nothing ever can be found to suggest anything other than an actual suicide. A "suicide victim" found with three bullets in the back of the head is not the work of a suicidist.

The former congressional aide committed apparently committed suicide shortly after receiving a subpoena to appear before a Grand Jury. Some thought his demise was actually the work of a suicidist.

by Travelingmankc July 29, 2019

trouperstuff

The internal quality that drives an artist to deliver a superlative performance despite adverse physical, psychological, or environmental conditions.

She manifested her trouperstuff when she delivered that exceptional performance despite the fact the theater was freezing and she had the flu.

by Travelingmankc July 29, 2019

PC University

PC University--The Institution of higher learning for the exquisitely sensitive. Every other room on this campus is a safe room!! No grades, no tests, no competitive athletics. Only attend class when it feels right! We are staunch advocates of "DIVERSITY", unless of course someone expresses an opinion/value that's inconsistent with ours--we don't tolerate haters or hate speech (any statement, direct or implied, that disagrees with our beliefs!). We have a very liberal student loan program--of course, you won't be expected to repay any loan! Our institution is tuition free, anyway!! After four years at PCU, you can be assured you'll be totally unprepared to live in the real world! Who will pay for all this, and support you after we've made you wholly incapable of living independently? Obviously a hateful question from a hater!!!

She's obviously a graduate of PC University

by Travelingmankc November 29, 2021

Dissorder

Condition resulting from a combination of low self esteem and hostility which causes a person to disrespect almost everyone else.

That guy is always criticizing and disrespecting everyone. He obviously has a dissorder,

by Travelingmankc April 1, 2021

lousypalooza

Definition 1: A day when "everything" goes wrong.
Definition 2: A poorly planned, incompetently executed festival or large concert where no one has a good time.

I woke up late, got a call from the office that I'd been furloughed for two weeks, then the dog got sick and I had to take him to the vet; when I got home I discovered the toilet was overflowing and the plumber can't come over until tomorrow. Today has been a real lousypalooza.

Parking was nonexistent, restrooms consisted of a few porta potties, and the only water available was selling for $7.00/12 oz. bottle. Half the advertised acts cancelled or were no shows and the substitutes were local acts often representing different genres. It was a real lousypalooza.

by Travelingmankc November 23, 2020

fews

fake news--information presented via some type of communications medium which has absolutely no basis in fact, or information which is presented in such a biased manner the actual facts are obscured.

That wasn't a news article--that was a fews article.

by Travelingmankc January 7, 2018