Trav's definitions
Term used in the U.S. military for person of Arab/Middle Eastern descent. Supposedly in arabic the word Hajji is added to a person's name to signify that they've made the Hadj pilgramage to Mecca.
by Trav September 24, 2004
Get the hajjimug. Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.
Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.
Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.
Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.
"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."
"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"
by Trav July 12, 2005
Get the kimchi squatmug. Abbreviation for marine mattress. Slang term for a woman or guy that only gives up the booty to marines.
“Hey, that new Air Force chick that showed up at the office yesterday is hot.”
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”
by Trav October 21, 2004
Get the M & Mmug. Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..
My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.
by Trav October 1, 2004
Get the fart greasemug. Acronym for Inflated Lat Syndrome. ILS is a primal threat/mating display observed in the human male. The ILS display involves the male human holding out it’s arms away from it’s body at approximately a 20-40 degree angle and then walking with a slow deliberate gait inorder to look more imposing to other humans. The posture is used primarily as a form of non-verbal communication such as a mating display to attract or impress females or as a defense or dominance posture to appear larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males.
ILS displays can be observed :
In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.
On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females.
When a male enters a bar or dance club.
When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight.
On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.
ILS displays can be observed :
In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.
On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females.
When a male enters a bar or dance club.
When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight.
On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.
Dude. Check the wigger with ILS and a bad attitude coming through the door, he must think he’s the shit or something. Lets kick his ass later.
by Trav October 27, 2004
Get the ILSmug. Military term for a newbie or green troop. Refers to the pitiful cue ballish hair cut that new recruits get during basic training.
by Trav September 27, 2004
Get the onion headmug. Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.
Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.
by Trav September 27, 2004
Get the good idea fairymug.