swordsmen

Two erect guys who use their erect cocks like sword thrusting and parrying blows from the cocks. Sometimes enhanced by the wearing of penis sounds for the sound of metal on metal or flesh...

Julian and Sandy enjoyed a mutual wank and then a sparring session; like the true swordsmen they were.

Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.

Alan and I are swordsmen after a day at the nude beach.

by Townsman December 30, 2014

Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.

Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Cock Buddy

Very close male friend, one who is fascinated by a your penis

Steve: You see Mike often?

Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.

Steve: That's dedication.

Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Top Gear

A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.

Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.

Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.

Did you see Top Gear?

Yeah, that Zonda is wicked.

by Townsman September 27, 2014