Definitions by Townsman

fanny fart 

Expulsion of air made by the vagina/labia when the pelvic floor muscles relax.

Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.

The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.

fanny fart by Townsman September 27, 2014

wheel studs 

permanently erect long nipples

Kurt: Man look at those!!!

Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....

Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...

wheel studs by Townsman September 27, 2014

Ding-Chef 

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

Ding-Chef by Townsman September 27, 2014

Top Gear

A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.

Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.

Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.

Did you see Top Gear?

Yeah, that Zonda is wicked.

Top Gear by Townsman September 27, 2014