Definitions by Total Simp
Yuristep
When a sapphic dubstep DJ combines yuri and melodic dubstep. A portmanteau of yuri and dubstep.
This can be done through sampling audio from yuri anime, or through the canonical association of a yuri plotline or sapphic lore to a dubstep track.
This can be done through sampling audio from yuri anime, or through the canonical association of a yuri plotline or sapphic lore to a dubstep track.
Yuristep by Total Simp August 6, 2026
Nicki Minaj
Former RuPaul's Drag Race judge and rapper, product of the alt right pipeline, married to a sex offender. Suffers from multiple personality disorder (which she calls "Roman") and a severe cocaine addiction. Can be seen calling pedophiles "handsome," fangirling Erika Kirk, and generally engaging in Nazism.
Nicki Minaj by Total Simp December 23, 2025
Bella Dress
A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.
Bella Dress by Total Simp April 8, 2023
Subie
Subie.
(Noun)
An endearing nickname for a Subaru. It is most commonly used to refer to sporty models such as the Impreza 2.5RS/2.5I, WRX, STI, or BRZ, but it can apply to any tastefully modified Subaru.
(Noun)
An endearing nickname for a Subaru. It is most commonly used to refer to sporty models such as the Impreza 2.5RS/2.5I, WRX, STI, or BRZ, but it can apply to any tastefully modified Subaru.
Subie by Total Simp April 7, 2023
Donald Trump
Donald Trump by Total Simp April 7, 2023
Trump
Trump by Total Simp April 7, 2023
Ethanol based fuel for a (most likely modified) car. When you find a find a group of people in a parking lot hovering over a Subaru, chances are it’s been built to run on “E.” Said subaru will smell and sound undeniably wonderful.
E may also be referred to as “E85” (a corn and ethanol fuel), E30, or some other variation. It depends on the blend of fuel.
E may also be referred to as “E85” (a corn and ethanol fuel), E30, or some other variation. It depends on the blend of fuel.
“Yeah i got a Subaru WRX STI runnin’ on E. Shit smells and sounds so good! The E really helps it run good, and it adds some power.”
E by Total Simp April 6, 2023