Definitions by Total Simp
Nicki Minaj
Former RuPaul's Drag Race judge and rapper, product of the alt right pipeline, married to a sex offender. Suffers from multiple personality disorder (which she calls "Roman") and a severe cocaine addiction. Can be seen calling pedophiles "handsome," fangirling Erika Kirk, and generally engaging in Nazism.
Nicki Minaj by Total Simp December 23, 2025
Bella Dress
A dress worn by psycho who deliberately drivs recklessly and almost k*ll passengers for attention, then shows up at said passenger’s friend’s house uninvited.
Bella Dress by Total Simp April 8, 2023
Subie
Subie.
(Noun)
An endearing nickname for a Subaru. It is most commonly used to refer to sporty models such as the Impreza 2.5RS/2.5I, WRX, STI, or BRZ, but it can apply to any tastefully modified Subaru.
(Noun)
An endearing nickname for a Subaru. It is most commonly used to refer to sporty models such as the Impreza 2.5RS/2.5I, WRX, STI, or BRZ, but it can apply to any tastefully modified Subaru.
Subie by Total Simp April 7, 2023
Donald Trump
Donald Trump by Total Simp April 7, 2023
Trump
Trump by Total Simp April 7, 2023
Ethanol based fuel for a (most likely modified) car. When you find a find a group of people in a parking lot hovering over a Subaru, chances are it’s been built to run on “E.” Said subaru will smell and sound undeniably wonderful.
E may also be referred to as “E85” (a corn and ethanol fuel), E30, or some other variation. It depends on the blend of fuel.
E may also be referred to as “E85” (a corn and ethanol fuel), E30, or some other variation. It depends on the blend of fuel.
“Yeah i got a Subaru WRX STI runnin’ on E. Shit smells and sounds so good! The E really helps it run good, and it adds some power.”
E by Total Simp April 6, 2023
Kaelin
Someone amazing that you’re lucky to have in your life. I’ll try to word this as well as I can. She’ll always be by your side. She knows how to snap you out of insecurities and when you get depressed. She doesn’t have a mean speck in her. She’s the sweetest girl in the world. She’s so cute with her crackhead energy mixed with anime girl, and how she jokes around. And she’s Beautiful. She’s just amazing. It’s rare to find someone like that, and they come into your life when you least expect it.
Kaelin by Total Simp January 6, 2021