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Ethanol based fuel for a (most likely modified) car. When you find a find a group of people in a parking lot hovering over a Subaru, chances are it’s been built to run on “E.” Said subaru will smell and sound undeniably wonderful.
E may also be referred to as “E85” (a corn and ethanol fuel), E30, or some other variation. It depends on the blend of fuel.
E may also be referred to as “E85” (a corn and ethanol fuel), E30, or some other variation. It depends on the blend of fuel.
“Yeah i got a Subaru WRX STI runnin’ on E. Shit smells and sounds so good! The E really helps it run good, and it adds some power.”
by Total Simp April 6, 2023
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(Noun)
An endearing nickname for a Subaru. It is most commonly used to refer to sporty models such as the Impreza 2.5RS/2.5I, WRX, STI, or BRZ, but it can apply to any tastefully modified Subaru.
(Noun)
An endearing nickname for a Subaru. It is most commonly used to refer to sporty models such as the Impreza 2.5RS/2.5I, WRX, STI, or BRZ, but it can apply to any tastefully modified Subaru.
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