by TornadoGordo October 24, 2019
An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.
George Carlin on God:
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"
by TornadoGordo February 08, 2018
Odd term as 60 years ago it was racist and used to divide whites from all other skin colors but is used today by especially liberals to once again divide whites from all other skin colors.
by TornadoGordo September 09, 2020
A phrase tokened by a racist white guys meaning make-believe. The phrase derived from a white guy mispronouncing "Maamajomboo," which is a masked dancer from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. So yes, you saying it makes you racist too you racist.
by TornadoGordo July 18, 2017
A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017