"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"
by TornadoGordo February 08, 2018
Get the onion on my belt mug.An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.
George Carlin on God:
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017
Get the God mug.To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.
4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.
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Get the mumu mug.The belief people have that they are proud to be living in the country they live in. The group of people who have the most national pride are Americans who commonly say "I'm proud to be an American," although the person did not achieve anything for their country.
example of national pride: I am proud to be an American although I was born here, and gained citizenship naturally.
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