TornadoGordo's definitions

Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

mumu

mumu- fat guy gown

Homer Simpson: I don't want to look like a weirdo, I'll just go with the mumu

by TornadoGordo July 19, 2017

Life

To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.

4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.

by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017

The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.

The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.

by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017

National Pride

The belief people have that they are proud to be living in the country they live in. The group of people who have the most national pride are Americans who commonly say "I'm proud to be an American," although the person did not achieve anything for their country.

example of national pride: I am proud to be an American although I was born here, and gained citizenship naturally.

by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017