Definitions by TornadoGordo
mumu
mumu by TornadoGordo July 19, 2017
Mumbo Jumbo
A phrase tokened by a racist white guys meaning make-believe. The phrase derived from a white guy mispronouncing "Maamajomboo," which is a masked dancer from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. So yes, you saying it makes you racist too you racist.
Mumbo Jumbo by TornadoGordo July 19, 2017
welfare program
A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?
tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
welfare program by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
Life
To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.
4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.
Life by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017
National Pride
The belief people have that they are proud to be living in the country they live in. The group of people who have the most national pride are Americans who commonly say "I'm proud to be an American," although the person did not achieve anything for their country.
example of national pride: I am proud to be an American although I was born here, and gained citizenship naturally.
National Pride by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017
God
An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.
George Carlin on God:
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you!
God by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017