Topless Clown Spanker's definitions

Horny Burrito

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

Topless Clown

Paris Hilton's mother

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.

by Topless clown spanker June 22, 2009

King size ass

An ass that is bigger than xxl

Oh my god, just look at that king size ass!!!

by Topless clown spanker June 26, 2009

undercover hippo

An obese woman spying on her husband

When I looked out my window I saw an undercover hippo peeking into someone's motorhome.

by topless clown spanker July 5, 2009

satisfaction street

A street famous for it's prostitutes.

Bob hated his sexless marriage so he went to go do his duty on satisfaction street.

by topless clown spanker January 2, 2010

Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

Stupidican

A republican who is narrow minded, greedy, and wants poor people to struggle.

My town is runned by a Stupidican Mayor, Since he cut county spending out of mental health services the whole town has been running mad.

by Topless Clown Spanker April 17, 2011