Toothpaste salad's definitions

Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.

Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)

by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

Grimfuck

When someone you know is about to have their life permantly, or for a very long time, ruined and you do nothing to prevent it or if anything you encourage it.

Girl: Oh I'm really happy
Guy thinking: Haha, her new friends will grimfuck her very badly

by Toothpaste Salad January 21, 2009

Andreas

the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.

If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.

Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

P.A.N.T.S.

Pointless
Abbreviation of
Nothing
That's
Special

lbd

How the hell did lbd (which is pointless) get word of the day? It's P.A.N.T.S.

by Toothpaste Salad July 24, 2009

reurbanisation

the process of returning back to urban dictionary after being away from it for a long time.

I hadn't been here for 2 weeks but after my reurbanisation I haven't left.

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

skitionary

the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.

After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009