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Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)
by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008
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publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009
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Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.
E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Grimfuck

When someone you know is about to have their life permantly, or for a very long time, ruined and you do nothing to prevent it or if anything you encourage it.
Girl: Oh I'm really happy
Guy thinking: Haha, her new friends will grimfuck her very badly
by Toothpaste Salad January 21, 2009
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Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Andreas

the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.

If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Bunny

A nickname which makes me very uncomfortable to refer to my girlfriend to in public as this is her nickname and not a pet name, she is not a rabbit and it isn't any weird sex name, although i do question how she got that nickname when she's that hot I don't care.
I'm dating this hot girl but she's called Bunny

She fuck five times a day?
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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