On Line Yanking

Masterbating while surfing the web for porn or cybering.

Jane was pissed off at Dick; she caught him as he was on line yanking while chatting with a friend.

by TooSick4U April 08, 2006

fiscal incest

fiscal incest: when the current generation screws the next generation(s) by spending money this generation doesn't have.

Damn, the government is into fiscal incest. They are sure spending the next few generations' money today.

by TooSick4U February 13, 2013

side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

by TooSick4U July 06, 2009

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 09, 2015

asshole reflux disease

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room

Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.

by TooSick4U August 10, 2008

Head Master

Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.

Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U October 18, 2007

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 06, 2009