funk in the trunk

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass

Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

by TooSick4U February 24, 2012

montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.

The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.

by TooSick4U December 16, 2011

Getting his Ahab on

Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach

Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.

by TooSick4U April 25, 2007

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 19, 2010

bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up

Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.

by TooSick4U October 17, 2009

Hook Up Bitch

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

by TooSick4U May 30, 2009

bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

by TooSick4U November 02, 2008