Definitions by TooSick4U

funk in the trunk 

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass

Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

funk in the trunk by TooSick4U May 8, 2012

reach past your bubble 

reach past your bubble: finding perspectives besides the one where you are the center of the universe

If you would reach past your bubble, you would see more than your ego is involved in this problem.

reach past your bubble by TooSick4U January 2, 2012

montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.

The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.

montessori's revenge by TooSick4U December 18, 2011

especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”

Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.

especially anus crime by TooSick4U November 17, 2011

leak and sneak 

leak and sneak: farting quietly; letting a fart out quietly(leak) and not saying anything while hoping no one smell your emissions (sneak)

Rich lets 'em rip loud and proud, but Jim will leak and sneak.

leak and sneak by TooSick4U November 12, 2011

all bitch and no bite 

all bitch and no bite: complaining without taking responsibility or action

The oversight committee was all bitch and no bite; they complained about management, but they never submitted any complaints to make things change.

all bitch and no bite by TooSick4U June 29, 2011

FoFO

FoFO:Friends on Facebook Only; people with whom you have no contact other than on Facebook.

I haven't seen Betty since high school. We are FoFO.

FoFO by TooSick4U January 15, 2011