Definitions by Too Tall
angry cow
While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)
angry mummy
Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!
angry mummy by Too tall May 26, 2014
angry whoopy cushion
While having sex with your girl, and she's on top Cowboy, you fart. (Bonus points for quality in sound, stink, and length of fart).
My girl was bouncing on my so wild last night, but we had Taco Bell for dinner. I ended giving her the ANGRY WHOOPY CUSHION, and damn near shit the bed.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
angry whoopy cushion by Too tall May 26, 2014
angry ghostbusters
While two guys are giving the same ugly girl a simultaneous facial, they first cover her with snot rockets before blasting her with their plasma!
What do the angry ghostbusters say?
"Dude! You crossed the streams!!! DAMN IT EGON!!! How many times do I have to tell your autistic ass?!? You never cross the stream!!!"
"Dude! You crossed the streams!!! DAMN IT EGON!!! How many times do I have to tell your autistic ass?!? You never cross the stream!!!"
angry ghostbusters by Too tall May 26, 2014