hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 08, 2019

Sweetest plum

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor

Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

by Tonythetiler May 24, 2020

dale the drywaller

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years

Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

over the bow

Ejaculating from titty fucking that clears her head

Dude I was going for the something about mary hair fondue

But I shot one over the bow

by Tonythetiler January 08, 2019

Queen sativa

Opposite of mattress weed

She needs some queen sativa to get that ass moving

by Tonythetiler July 24, 2021

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

weird stick in the pile

Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship

Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby

Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word

Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.

by Tonythetiler January 25, 2022