72 definitions by Tonythetiler
Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a
2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face
his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off
2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face
his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off
by Tonythetiler April 3, 2018
Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on
When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection
It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it
It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it
by Tonythetiler December 2, 2017
Tony the Tiler says there is a continum that exists whether you are conscious of it or not people rank each other. There is a pyramid that forms from this stream of consciousness. People that are generous go to the top of his list. Take care of these patrons and give them everything you can muster we need to reward them the truly noble of this life
And when you see great work you will see a mirror to a truly noble lord
And when you see crookety fuck tile work ask yourself was the owner of that pile of shit a shit dung beetle
Or did he buy the house with a shit monument
We are all connected angels and demons
MLK says truth prevails in reality
There is a loyalty pyramid
Focus on the positive and give more than you receive reward nobles and one day you might be at the top of the pyramid
And when you see great work you will see a mirror to a truly noble lord
And when you see crookety fuck tile work ask yourself was the owner of that pile of shit a shit dung beetle
Or did he buy the house with a shit monument
We are all connected angels and demons
MLK says truth prevails in reality
There is a loyalty pyramid
Focus on the positive and give more than you receive reward nobles and one day you might be at the top of the pyramid
by Tonythetiler April 16, 2021
Tony the Tiler told me about the loyalty pyramid. He ranks people by their treatment to him. He can communicate to his buds the rank. It even has timeline.
Kinda like what have you done for me lately but adds in intrinsic integrity, down to earth and a willingness to see Tony the Tiler make it to the top of his pyramid.
Which is to be a straight up guy with unquestionable loyalty to his crew.
Kinda like what have you done for me lately but adds in intrinsic integrity, down to earth and a willingness to see Tony the Tiler make it to the top of his pyramid.
Which is to be a straight up guy with unquestionable loyalty to his crew.
by Tonythetiler April 17, 2021
Allready donated
Oh Kat that's not his baby moma
Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma
That dude paid at the office
Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma
That dude paid at the office
by Tonythetiler November 13, 2020
Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior
When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017
Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior
When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017