man chowder

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc

i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.

by tony July 17, 2006

pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

by tony August 30, 2004

Bott

An idividual whose only reason for existence is to establish the bottom of the barrel for mankind.

See white trash

See also loser, slow, lazy etc..

There are an endless amount of examples, here are just a few:

1. You know you're a bott when....your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

2. Jim takes just enough toilet paper off the roll so that he doesn't have to replace it. What a bott!!

3. Jim sleeps during the day after he just got a full nights sleep. What a bott!!

4. Jim walks around the house wearing cartoon boxers and loafers. What a bott!

by Tony February 13, 2004

crapatits

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

by Tony February 01, 2003

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

merriwether

Obnoxious, lude, loud mouth ass hole.

All racist hockey players are merriwethers.

by Tony November 07, 2003